The title says it all. This week’s KFN’s Top Five brings with it a batch of peculiarly hilarious pictures, all of which hail from different corners of our often ridiculous fandom. UPDATE: I’ve added the top captions for the following photos below – all submitted by the every witty KFN members over at TohoKingdom.com!
#5: I dont know whats more terrifying – seeing the Larvae in this size scale, or that guy’s expression in the bottom right… This behind the scenes pic from Rebirth of Mothra III is ripe for a caption.
“See these Mothra larvae? They’re twins, and they love each other very much. And if you don’t go see our new movie, we’ll kill one. That’s right, JUST one.” – The Real McCoy
“This is MY Mothra. I named her Squiggles.” – Godzilla 2000
“…I Am Heavy weapons guy…And this..Is my Mothra..” – Dynomy84
“For less than ten cents a day, you can help support Larv-Aid and its mission of charity…” – Cimmerian Dragon
“Though it was blatantly obvious they were adopted into the family, the Hondas never excluded the Mothra Larvas from family photos” – Yaburu
#4: Now this one will catch you off guard. If your initial response to this photo was “Awww, they’re wrestling!” … I envy your clean slate of a brain…
“What you did there…Gamera sees it.” – Cimmerian Dragon
“May I have this dance?” – Godzilla 2000
“Honey, I don’t care what your parents say…I can’t live without you…” – The Real McCoy
“No more Tentacle hentai for YOU bub!” – Dynomy84
“I dance with yo ass cause I have to” – Sydney Aradi
#3: Here we have the legendary Raymond Burr in the US release of Gojira, aka Godzilla: King of the Monsters. He appears to have reachhed the mile high club allll byyy himself…
“Gee, I hope no one noticed my erection…” – Hayes A. Jones
“Exactly how far do you want that camera shoved up your ass, George?” – Cimmerian Dragon
“Uh oh. That bean burrito just kicked in.” – Godzilla 2000
“Haven’t felt this awful since I saw that Ronald Reagan film.” – VanprisArachne
“Me Gusta” – Yaburu
#2: This picture is hilarious. Poor Pygmon lost his balloon…
“Its not a tumor.” – Godzilla 2000
“Mommy…the bubblegum’s in my hair again!” – Cimmerian Dragon
“What the f*** are you looking at?” – Kikomia
“Pygmon is not amused…” – The Real McCoy
“Cannot unsee…Cannot unsee..Cannot- Wait, what’s behind me?!” – Dynomy 84
#1: Aaaaand the KFN’s Number One Picture That Needs a Caption Is…. Akihiko Hirata’a Mighty Balls!
“Like Kong’s, they were.” – Jon @ UnCanny
“What, you want a medal?” – The Real McCoy
“Freeze! Drop the invisible sub sandwhich!” – Tyler
“Have any of you seen Yaburu’s balls? They’re this big!” – Cimmerian Dragon
Aaaand the winner is TitanoGoji16‘s:
Thanks again to everyone who participated. Stay tuned for the next round of KFN’s Top Five Pictures That Need Captions!
– Jon @ UnCanny