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[SPOILER-FREE REVIEW] Godzilla Minus One = The One We’ve Been Waiting For

Shin Godzilla was made for Japan. Godzilla Minus One was made for us all. Every living soul. How precious life is. This is, in fact, the pulse of this film: life. Minus One is a tour-de-force in both character-driven storytelling and monster-fueled horror. Where many G-films have succeeded in only one or the other, director…

November 29, 2023

Ranking Every Godzilla Movie, Ever

From 1954’s Gojira to Legendary’s Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire and 2023’s triumphant Minus One, we’re ranking every Godzilla movie to grace the big screen, so get ready to take a kaiju-sized trip back through history’s longest-running film franchise. Updated to include Godzilla x Kong: THE NEW EMPIRE (2024)! We love Godzilla movies. This…

July 25, 2023

[Review] Godzilla: King Of The Monsters Is Everything It Needs To Be

Brace yourselves, fellow Godzilla fanatics: The following review comes straight to you from Skreeonk founder Jon D. Bumpus’ studio press screening, and is intended as a full review with (mild) spoilers. DO NOT PROCEEED IF YOU WISH TO REMAIN COMPLETELY UNSPOILED! Where to begin? The short version of this is: We just grinned like idiots…

May 28, 2019